I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
please explain how this was your lowest point
I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”
bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys